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Reggie Dunlop · 11-14-2010, 08:38 PM

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

- Emo Phillips

11-14-2010, 08:38 PM	#247
Reggie Dunlop All I can get Join Date: Oct 2001 Exp:	When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. - Emo Phillips