[Barnes]

Sep 24, 2009

Randy Quaid and his wife were arrested late today in west Texas for skipping out on a $10,000 tab at a California resort—and, a source tells TMZ, cops had to use force to subdue both. Felony warrants were issued for the 58-year-old actor and Evi, a former model, in Santa Barbara County, which is pushing for their extradition.

http://www.newser.com/story/70254/ra...n-10k-tab.html

Apr 13, 2010

The couple failed to show up for a court appearance in Santa Barbara on Monday on charges they defrauded an innkeeper. Senior Deputy District Attorney Lee Carter says they also didn't show up when their case was again called on Tuesday.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_536215.html

Sep 19th, 2010

The actor and his wife, Evi Quaid, were busted squatting in the guest house of a Montecito, California home they once owned years ago.

The couple told deputies they had owned the house since the 1990s.

The Quaids allegedly caused more than $5,000 in damages to the guest house.

http://www.gossipcop.com/randy-quaid...ted-montecito/

Oct 18, 2010

A judge issued arrest warrants Monday for Randy Quaid and his wife after they failed to show up at a court hearing stemming from their arrests last month on suspicion of illegally squatting at a home, a prosecutor said.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/1..._n_767171.html

Oct 22, 2010

Actor Randy Quaid told Canada's immigration board Friday that he and his wife are seeking asylum from "the murderers of Hollywood" and will therefore apply for refugee status in Canada, after they were arrested on U.S. warrants related to vandalism charges.

The pair were arrested on Thursday afternoon in a shopping area of an affluent Vancouver neighborhood and were jailed on outstanding U.S. warrants.

Evi Quaid begged a Canadian immigration adjudicator not to force them to return, saying on Friday that friends, such as actors David Carradine and Heath Ledger, have been "murdered" under mysterious circumstances and she worried something would happen to her husband next.

"We feel our lives are in danger," she said. "Randy has known eight close friends murdered in odd, strange manners ... We feel that we're next."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/1..._n_772802.html

Clark Griswald: So, this is the old homestead, eh?
Cousin Eddie: Yeah. I don't know for how much longer, though. The bank's been after me like flies on a rib roast.

Aunt Edna: Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.
Cousin Eddie: Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?
Clark: Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?
Cousin Eddie: About $52,000.

Should we let him stay?