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Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
I can't wait for 2012 to come and for the debt to automatically get reset! That's what happens, right? Obama loses and the debt goes back to $0? That's what people have been telling me.
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Actually what really happens is; in December 2010, on an arbitrary day during some time zone (I think Newfoundland Standard Time) the world will begin to crack in half and John Cusak will fly a plane through these cracks and reset the world credit thus saving us all. The end.
Edit: Also I'd like to add there will be tax cuts that the republicans will bring on, while flying on giant eagles with bear heads.