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Old 11-06-2010, 01:24 AM   #90
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Originally Posted by OILFAN #81 View Post
Send flowers to her house with a card in them.

Have the card read 1 of 2 things.

Meaner way:

1. "Thanks for the boyfriend, you weren't the only one having fun while he was overseas beyotch".

Nicer way:

2. "I hope I can see your face when you realize the mistake that you just made. Your loss, my gain. Thanks for the boyfriend".

It will drive her crazy.
Note 3, send to the new boyfriend

"Think of this, everytime you're kissing her your tasting me"

That ought to mess him up.
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