Send flowers to her house with a card in them.
Have the card read 1 of 2 things.
Meaner way:
1. "Thanks for the boyfriend, you weren't the only one having fun while he was overseas beyotch".
Nicer way:
2. "I hope I can see your face when you realize the mistake that you just made. Your loss, my gain. Thanks for the boyfriend".
It will drive her crazy.
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