[Reggie Dunlop]

Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce

Pretend she died in the war. Get drunk and cry a bit. Then, realize she is gone forever. Tell everyone she died in the war. Don't specify which war, just "a war."
Befriend a bear, if possible. Go to Chinese Associations and meet people. Join a gang of toughs. Soon, you'll be able to move on.

Okay... that's funny.