[CaptainCrunch]

My girlfriend found out how sick I truly was when she loaded her copy of the Sims onto my computer.

I put two people in one house, a fat lazy slob, and a aggressive go getter career oriented girl.

Used the cheat codes to give them the best of everything, including seperate bed rooms.

They didn't get along well so I thought I would work on that, and took away her bed room furniture and her bed.

Instead of hoping in the sack with fatty she stayed up all night watching T.V. So what did I do next. I took away anything of entertainment value.

She still wouldn't share with dirtenstein and she ended up getting fired from her job.

So I thought to myself, maybe its because she's self concious, so I moved the toilet into the kitchen, and moved his bed in there as well. If I could have strung up a web cam I would have. She started having accidents all over the house, so in order to train her I took away the shower and the bath tub, but installed a big loving hot tob. But she refused to share that with him as well and took to basically whining.

So in my last experiment when he was wandering around the house I bricked him into the middle of the living room and gave her the smallest T.V. that the game had.

She got right back into T.V. watching at full volume to drown out his screams of pain.

He died, she tried to cook for herself and burned the house down because I took away the phone and the fire extinguisher.

The game is fun