The candy, says the guy on a diet.
Seriously, I hate:
(1) the d*mn kids that can't be bothered to get a real costume so they just put on a torn pair of jeans and say they are a hobo.
(2) The 16 year olds trying to pass themselves off as kids to get candy
(3) The kids that put on costume A, go through the neighborhood, go home, put on a 2nd costume and go through again.
(4) Pumpkin smashing
(5) Hearing the stories (and I inevitably do) of a 16 year old stealing the bag of candy from a 13 year old.
When I was a kid I used to hate that my dad needed to "test the candy for razor blades". He'd skip the candy apples and go right for the potato chips. How would one get a razor blade into a chip?
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