I guess the best method that you can use is to literally surround your home with passive defenses. Sprinkle your lawn with bear traps. concealed pits lined with stakes smeared with human feces. A couple of Ewok logs tied off of a pressure plate.
Before you leave the house tie the door knob to a shotgun, line your window frames with scorpions.
That way they can't charge you with assault because you can claim that your a vietnam war fanatic and wanted to feel safe in your home.
Oh and add a couple of bugs bunny traps that involve anvils and acme dynamite.
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