I've been growing the Scotty Neidermayer beard for a month now, it's gonna look awesome when I shave it into a dirty pedo stache.
I've never grown complete facial hair before, so I'm pretty aghast at the neck beard I have sprouting in. I might have to shave lightning bolts into that at some point.
I'm also surprised at the street cred I'm getting. Not only do I look like George Clooney, but it would also seem that I can fell a tree in a single swing of an axe, hunt dinner, and take multiple wives all in one day. Awesome.
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