I was thinking about Don Draper, but I went to Value Village today and all the gray suits were waaaaay too big for me. I bought one anyways, but then I saw it in the mirror when I got home and realized there was no way in hell I was going to pull it off. Maybe next year I'll be more proactive and get the suit early.
I could go as Rob Kerr
but I think only CP would find it funny.
So with a work Halloween Party tomorrow, and nothing but a billion-size-too-big-suit, I'm going to go with the classic fallback option of identical twins everywhere - my brother.
T-shirt + nametag = Easiest costume ever.
Maybe for actual Halloween I'll tear up the suit a bit, grease my hair, drink old fashioned's/smoke lucky's and tell people I'm AMC's new hit mash-up show with zombie Draper (Donald Zombie?)