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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Waking up without an organ.
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Isn't that the old joke:
Guy breaks into house, dude in bed wakes up with burglar holding a gun to his head, who says "I'm your worst nightmare".
Dude replies "no, waking up with my johnson missing is my worst nightmare."
Burglar: "Yeah, good point. Well, I'm close to your worst nightmare."