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Old 10-23-2010, 04:22 PM   #438
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Im still waiting for anyone who believes that the government was behind this whole thing to answer one simple question.

Why attack the Pentagon? What did that allow in terms of going to war that demolishing the towers wouldn't have?

Just a simple logical explanation as to why they would attack themselves, literally, would sure be appreciated.
Simple the aliens at Roswell had finally died and had been moved to the Pentagon for a final autopsy. The government decided that this was a mistake and that Doctors Elvis Presley and Jim Morrison knew too much and needed to be silenced.

so the cruise missile disguised as an airliner that crashed into the Pentagon accomplished a lot of things. It destroyed the bodies of the aliens. It killed Doctors Presley and Morrison, and the ensuing fire destroyed Dick Cheney's expense reports which included stops at various donkey clubs in Mexico.

And with the 9/11 attacks the government wrapped everything up into a neat bow. Except they didn't realize that Hyperspace Aliens disguised as interior decorators had been watching.
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