Me: Hey Ref is it a penalty to to think?
REF: What? NO.. WTF?
Me: Good cause I think you F'ing suck .
And these are for those players who want to heckle the opposition or your own team ( which I do often) . I suck , I have a big mouth , Talking is the only thing I am good at so I run my mouth for fun!
Me: Damn you must be hungry?
Person: Why?
Me : It has to be hard to eat without any hands .
This one is from MSH but I used it once and it was good for a laugh..
Your mom buys below average groceries ... The funny part is the kid I said it to is an idiot. We now call him Sam's Choice. Sam's choice is the below average grocery brand at walmart HAHA!!!
Last edited by nickerjones; 10-16-2010 at 07:53 PM.
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