[Cowperson]

More Irony . . . . .

"The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive." - Robert A. Heinlein.

"We are all tourists in history, and irony is what we win in wars." - Anatole Broyard

"Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while p*ssing on graves." -Karl Kraus

"Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia University, which is ironic isn't it? The guy who did all the coke winds up going to the White House, the guy who didn't do coke goes to Columbia." - Jay Leno

"You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap." - Dolly Parton

"It seems to me that later on neither I nor anyone else will be interested in the musings of a thirteen-year-old schoolgirl." Anne Frank, Saturday, June 20, 1942, in her diary.

FROM ROXANNE:

[Roxanne Kowalski is walking behind a hedge because she is nude]
Roxanne Kowalski: Nobody had a coat?

C.D. Bales: I thought you said you didn't want a coat...

Roxanne Kowalski: Why would I not want a coat?

C.D. Bales: You said you didn't want a coat!

Roxanne Kowalski: I was being ironic.

C.D. Bales: Oh, ho, ho, irony! Oh, no, no, we don't get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at.

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