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Old 10-18-2005, 11:00 AM   #12
JBR
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Originally posted by Prottotype@Oct 17 2005, 09:21 PM
I justs did my first one back in September.

- You're going to be nervous. Don't kid yourself. Expect it, and run with it.

- BIG FONT FOR YOUR SPEECH, I learned the hard way.

- One of the things that was a hit at the wedding I did with a co-MC was a little game. Set up two chairs in front of the head table. Get the Bride and Groom to sit back to back, and give the other one if their shoes. Ask questions like "who will do the dishes" "who will change the diapers" etc. Each participant raises the shoe of the one they believe to be correct, without looking at their partner's answer. My personal favorite question was "who will fall asleep first tonight".

I was also at a wedding with co-MC's that did this bit. Maybe it was the same wedding. It was hilarious. The one I saw finished with..

"OK last question. How many kids will you have?" The bride raised 2 shoes. I don't remember how many the groom raised but the MC answered..

"8 kids (groom's name)!!! That's ambitious!!"

The bride almost crapped her pants, dress etc.


Here's a few more great lines.

On wedding gifts. "The groom would like to remind all guests not to present the bride with a wristwatch as a gift. THERE'S A CLOCK ON THE STOVE!!"

If you fumble any lines etc. "I don't know why I'm so nervous, I'm not the one with the shotgun pointed at him!"

Have fun!
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