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Originally posted by loob job@Oct 18 2005, 11:57 AM
I was mc at my buddy's wedding last year and this is how i started it off.....set it up with one of your buddy's before you go up, tell him to give you his car keys. Then go up to the mic, welcome everyone and tell them "before we get started i've been informed by the hall staff that there's a vehicle in the parking lot that has left their keys in the drivers side door and their lights on, if you own a red 82 gremlin with a whitesnake t-shirt on the front seat, a long live winger (or any other 80's hairband) sticker on the back windshield, flourescent pink dice hanging from the mirror and a whip and handcuffs in the backseat please come up and pick up your keys. Then your buddy on cue walks from the back of the hall all the way past everyone and shakes your hand, thanks you and walks all the way to the farthest exit and leaves the hall, people were on the floor laughing so hard as the whole key is the guy leaving the hall........it's absolute gold, and you can substitute anything else in that story for your own group.
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I'm gonna do something similar
have you heard of giving out keys to the girls in the audience then on queue say soemthing like "Now that the groom is married, and I think we ALL KNOW his ways with the ladies, so if there's any girls that have one of his house keys, I think now's the time to turn it in"
then you have a long line girls put a key up in a jar or on the table, should be a good laugh
BUT THEN
"in this time, year 2005, our society has progressed, and is more open minded. With the passing of Bill C-38, I guess that we should respect, and recoginze everyone equally. That said... if there's any GUYS that have a key to the groom's house... I suppose now would be the time to give it back"
Then have ONE guy walk up slowly, head down, return the key, give him a kiss on the cheek (or pretend to on the lips) then walk back.