I was mc at my buddy's wedding last year and this is how i started it off.....set it up with one of your buddy's before you go up, tell him to give you his car keys. Then go up to the mic, welcome everyone and tell them "before we get started i've been informed by the hall staff that there's a vehicle in the parking lot that has left their keys in the drivers side door and their lights on, if you own a red 82 gremlin with a whitesnake t-shirt on the front seat, a long live winger (or any other 80's hairband) sticker on the back windshield, flourescent pink dice hanging from the mirror and a whip and handcuffs in the backseat please come up and pick up your keys. Then your buddy on cue walks from the back of the hall all the way past everyone and shakes your hand, thanks you and walks all the way to the farthest exit and leaves the hall, people were on the floor laughing so hard as the whole key is the guy leaving the hall........it's absolute gold, and you can substitute anything else in that story for your own group.
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