[the crispy badger]

Originally posted by Maritime Q-Scout@Oct 18 2005, 07:31 AM
alas with 3762 registered users on this board, I would dare say I'd make a strong bid for the skinniest... ergo "Portly" isn't exactly how I'd describe myself#

Queen Mum joke is great

I like the goom "Just when I thought you couldn't get any stupider"


I realize it's their wedding, and their but... in the words of BOTH the bride and groom "ummm yeah, you have three hours to kill, no speeches, make'em laugh til they cry, have fun"

I'll put a nice toast/speech in for them.

I got a message on MSN last night saying they put together a bit of a schedule (thank bejebus)

Also no dinner cocktail and booze only

I appreciate the help.# I love bad jokes, LOVE them.# Like you have no idea, so something like "why does the bride wear white?# So the dishwasher will match the fridge and stove" make me fall on the floor every time, the worse the joke the better.# I love hearing the groan.# So I have no problem working them in.

Should be fun.

Bachelor's party is here in Halifax Friday night as well... anyone know where I can get some strippers?

i'll loan you my sisters maritime..2 teeth or 4?