My favourite line ever was from my best friend Mike at my wedding. He starts out with this gem:
"Being asked to be the emcee of a wedding is a lot like being asked to make love to the Queen Mother...." ....dead silence in the room....... "It's a great honour but you really wish somebody else would do it."
People were crying they were laughing so hard.
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"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
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