if the mike is cordless and doesn't give you feedback if you walk around, start doing things like walking into the kitchen for a live interview of the cooking staff. Say you were inspired by the CBC ... and blame it on the booze afterwards. Especially if you have to go into a second room. Say things like:
"what's that? huh.....no, I haven't seen your bandaid"
or
"that was delicious. Any comments on the meal?" (then in a different voice say) "If you liked that, you should have seen what I really could have done if the groom wasn't such a cheapskate!"
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