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Originally Posted by Crazy Bacon Legs
Okay, so I had my practice and my stick performed beyond my expectations. I will give you examples:
EXAMPLE 1: We were playing in a "scrimmage" practice game and I skated up the ice. I shot a whizdinger of a shot, it hit the goalie in the shoulder and bounced to the left (my left, not his. I was facing the other way). I got the puck on my backhand near the red line - LIKE MAYBE 6 INCHES IN FRONT - and I fired a backhand shot at an impossible angle. What? Impossible, you say? Oh really? I ROOFED A SHOT OFF THE CROSSBAR AND IN THE GOAL! This is something I have never done. My stick hummed in my hands and everyone sighed and smiled. The world was a better place. People around the rink (There may have been about 1,000 people, or maybe less) began to rhythmically clap their hands as I held my stick aloft like a latter-day Excalibur. I love my stick.
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Whizdinger? What are you 90? Who talks like that? Are you sure your magic stick isn't just your cane and you suffer from dementia? Are you actually sat in a nursing home with a soiled adult diaper on, living vicariously through your own message board posts?