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Old 09-24-2010, 02:00 PM   #90
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-- Shuckin' the Jive --
The crazy s were going down to the pool hall to play a little pinball when their car exploded blowing everyone to smithereens. Some of Tubby's flesh flew off to the side of the road, and in time nourished a sunflower growing there. Soon the sunflower was eaten by a horse and the horse was eaten by some hobos out for a wild time. Then one of the hobos met an eastward wandering Canadian guru. But before anything significant could happen the hobo died, being attacked by a dog heart in a scientist's laboratory. The death was listed as a heart attack. Then slavery was abolished.

CONCLUSION
Grandpa died and was resurrected after three days, but no one called him the Son of God; they just said, "Hey, that's Gramps!"
By Steve Martin an exert from Cruel Shoes.
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