So much Barb Higgins love...I had to go into the confessionl thread to find this GEM!:
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Originally Posted by Snabdabber
Ok, Im half snapped and have a confession.
Im in love with Barb Higgins.
I have been ever since the tender age of... 7 or so. Every night her warm inviting smile has made me forget about Darrel Janz Marlon Brando type jowels and droopy eyelids.
She is a freaking fox.
I dont care if shes in cougar territory. I would happily drop everything and run be her man slave. Thats right. I would greet her every night when she opens the door after a long day of putting up with Darrels body odor and demands for hookers and blow with fresh flowers and a glass of her favorite wine. I would massage her feet and gush about how beautiful she is. I would lose all sense of self respect just to be close to her and treat her like the goddess she is. I would devote my living to her happiness. I would draw her a bath, and while she is busy in the bath, make her whatever dinner she desires. After that and a few more glasses of wine I would whisper sweet nothings into her ear, pick her up in my arms and carry her to the bedroom.
Then I would wreck that chick.
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