Find a cool place for a weekend, a little bed and breakfast in an out of the way town. No phones or T.V.
Banff is nice, but its too crowded.
Even the simple things work, cook her a nice dinner, or if you suck have one catered.
An unselfish gift, make her take a day off and pick a direction and just drive until you get low on gas.
If you have kids send her out for a night with her friends and watch the kids.
Stand in her driveway with a ghetto blaster held over your head playing her favorite song (Ok that ones a little bs and if you live in Brooklyn some fat guy will lean out the window and yell "For christ sakes shut up I'm trying to sleep here")
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