[CaptainCrunch]

So this Australian decides to go hunting one day, he goes out in the woods with his rifle, he suddenly see's a bush moving and blazes away completely missing everything. A grizzly bear walks up to his and says "Look you have a choice, I can kill you right now, or you can bend over and I can have my way with you."

Of course the Aussies will to live kicks in and he bends over and gets some bear backdoor lovin'

After a week of sitting on an ice bag and feeling shame he goes out and buys a .50 cal machine gun and goes into the woods to regain his manhood. He creeps along and he suddenly sees a branch moving. He lines up the machine gun and empties the belt but misses everything. The same bear walks up to him and taps him on the shoulder and says.

"Look, I can kill you now, or you can bend over and I'm going to f$$$ you up the %%%"

After a week in the hospital the man now badly humiliated buys an anti-tank rocket, he rushes into the woods with revenge on his mind and sees the same bush moving, he fires a rocket missing the bush, and starting a major fire, suddenly he feels a tap on his shoulder and smells rancid bear breath on his back. Then he hears the terrible bear voice.

"You don't come here for the hunting do ya?"

And now you know why these guys are suing the bear, sexual assault is just wrong.