Here's a few attempts...
Hey bud, I've seen your place and Mad Men called, they need their s... back!
You know what else was popular in the 50's? Yo' Gramma!
We're all glad you're a successful artist since we all know you could never hold down a real job with your hookers and blow habit...
And now for my gift... a viagra sample pack... or maybe you really do like shopping for 50's kitsch?
What's grey and wrinkled?... An elephant? You wish, buddy... Of course so does your wife...
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onetwo and threefour... Together no more. The end of an era. Let's rebuild...
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