[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Originally Posted by hmmhmmcamo

Mrs Camo and I are going to a 40th birthday party this weekend and the victim’s wife wants all of the guests to prepare roast style jokes.

Birthday boy is thin, fashionable, baby faced, very successful artist, from Winnipeg , obsessed with 1950’s kitsch – and in spite of all that he really is a cool dude. He’s a confident guy so we don’t really think anything is off limits.

CP, work your magic!

Wait, he's a thin, fashionable, baby faced artist who's into '50s kitsch?
Why don't you just finally out the guy?

Or you could go with "Hey, dirt called, it says you're old".