My phone and a stainless steel water bottle.
I suppose if the bottle is full I could bludgeon maybe one zombie while I call for help on the trusty crackberry.
This had better be a poorly attended apocalypse for all zombies concerned is all I can say...
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
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The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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