A laser printer. A bit heavy and more of a one throw/smash sort of deal.
I'd have to throw it at the one zombie that would topple the rest of them like dominoes. I suck at math so I'd probably mess up the trajectory and only take down one zombie.
Then I'd be forced to outrun the zombies which although they are slow they have amazing stamina. It's amazing what being undead does to one's endurance. So the zombies would probably stagger slowly upon me whilst I was asleep.
Stupid zombies.
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