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McKenzie Towne eh? I'm across the way in New Brighton. A simple bit of wiring can have your car equipped with a simple immobolizer to make it quite difficult to steal for someone who doesn't know the solution (which will at least combat the car theft part, and as far as valuables, I leave them out of sight/mind anyhow). Otherwise, purchase an alarm with a pager, but disable the siren, to make any thief non the wiser to your knowledge of an intruder in your car. Of course, this requires equipment like a bat. Works well though.

Also, I can wire other things. They are legal....I swear.

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My buddy lives in Deer Run and some punks broke into his Benz and stole golf clubs and assorted DVDs. They also pooped in his trunk. That's right, someone left a stool in the trunk. WTF is this world coming to when kids break into vehicles to poop in them? [/edit]
That's what he gets for playing golf.....j/k. That should be considered chemical warfare, and subject to 10 years in prison (exaggeration is only slight here IMO, thieves can go *stuff I can't say on CP* themselves)