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Old 09-13-2010, 04:11 AM   #736
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Originally Posted by ken0042 View Post
Or the one where the school girl hates jam sandwiches, always gets them, and would really love to have a ham sandwich. The mother; watching her daughter consider how to end this miserable existance says "I don't like all the preservatives."

Then bake a freakin' ham so your daughter can have a sandwich and not become all emo.
This one is terrible because it doesn't even make sense. The kid can't have ham because the mom doesn't like preservatives, so she feeds her JAM instead? Hmmmm. Exactly how does that Potassium Sorbate taste?
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