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Locke · 09-09-2010, 11:57 AM

What did you do today?
"Well, little Johnny walked around and fell a lot."

Great, and what did you do today?
"Johnny coloured for a bit and then he crapped himself."

Awesome, what did you do today?
"..."

See you later.

Haha, okay, a tad over the top, but this is a pretty typical conversation with parents of their first kid. Be they a mom or dad. Its the same. I actually dont mind parents on their third kid or something, I think they're crazy, but they're at least a little more fun, mostly because they crave adult contact:

Hey, little Johnny just went brain first down a flight of stairs....
"Whatever, he'll live, did you hear the Flames brought back Jokinen?"

09-09-2010, 11:57 AM	#154
Locke Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Income Tax Central Exp:	What did you do today? "Well, little Johnny walked around and fell a lot." Great, and what did you do today? "Johnny coloured for a bit and then he crapped himself." Awesome, what did you do today? "..." See you later. Haha, okay, a tad over the top, but this is a pretty typical conversation with parents of their first kid. Be they a mom or dad. Its the same. I actually dont mind parents on their third kid or something, I think they're crazy, but they're at least a little more fun, mostly because they crave adult contact: Hey, little Johnny just went brain first down a flight of stairs.... "Whatever, he'll live, did you hear the Flames brought back Jokinen?" __________________ The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves! This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness. The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.