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Originally Posted by Bertuzzied
How does Santa do this year in year out?
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By getting naked and rubbing himself up with bacon grease.
He then cleans himself up using your towels. Grabs a bag of chips and double dips. Stands in your bedroom staring at you're significant other wondering if she's naughty or nice, and thinking about the later.
Then he goes back up the chimney using a primitive internal taco driven reaction, throws on his suit and goes to the next house.
Oh and he knows when you've been naughty or nice because he leaves a webcam in your house.