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Originally posted by StoneCole@Oct 12 2005, 01:59 PM
try "door hinge"
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APPROXIMATE RHYME DOES NOT COUNT!!!!!!!!
That being said,
some arguments for the apple.
1)Apples can be made into pies, oranges can’t. Even the lowly lemon can be made into one hell of a good pie, the fact that oranges can’t speaks volumes to their lack of greatness.
2)Apples can be used to improve your grades. Has anyone ever seen a smart kid give an orange to a teacher? Hell no, cause those kids aren’t really smart, teachers just really love apples and reward students accordingly.
3)The best argument for Orange that anyone can come up with usually involves mandarin oranges, a product that is only available for like 6 weeks of the year. You can get apples any time you want and that puts them tops in my book.
4)Red delicious. Best fruit ever, nuff said.
5)Apples can make pretty good booze. When was the last time you heard of hard orange juice? Sure orange juice can be used as a mix, but saying that your fruit makes vodka taste better is hardly an argument.
6)Tang. Apple has never been desperate enough to pimp itself out as such a lowly beverage.
7)An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Sure the same could be said about orange flavoured Flintstone vitamins, but remember, those come in grape and the mystery pink flavour, so Orange only gets 1/3 of the credit. Edge Apple.
8)George Bush hates Apples. This alone should lend credence to the Apples are great argument. Other things that Bush hates include Black people and midgets, which are both AOK in my book.
9)Todd Bertuzzi loves Oranges. Other things Todd loves include punching people in the back of the head, getting paid 5.5 Million to score 16 goals, and crying in public.
10)Apples love little kittens. Oranges on the other hand love to eat kittens. In fact I believe their favorite brand is none other than Zidlicky’s Own.
For these reasons and more I beleive it is self evident that Apples are in fact better than Oranges.
Thank you.