Wot is this contraption? This 'moving picture box?' You expect me to believe common people would BUY this claptrap! Ha! By jove, that's a laugh! You're just as ridiculous as those fools and their motorized carriage... what-what-what was it it they called that contraption? 'the Automobile?' Have you EVER heard of such nonsense in your life, my good man?!
(Incidentally, when googling '19th century english gentleman' under 'images,' I laughed when Edward Cullen came up as one of the results.)