I did laugh. There she was petting the cat, making nice, probably making those cooing sounds like you make when you're petting an animal "Who's a good boy, who's a pretty cat"
Meanwhile the cat is arching its back all pleasurable. oh yeah, I'm gonna get a treat.
Then she just scoops it up and dumpsters it.
The ultimate in slam.
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