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Originally Posted by narbeZ
I'm pretty much done bickering with an adolescent crowd about something that should be part of everyone's routine.
I will share with you what I do every morning and it keeps me feeling refreshed all day.
CP: How does narbeZ get ready for work in the morning?
narbeZ: I willl outline the basic's to get you the job, the girl, and the respect.
Step One : Wake up earlier then you need to.
Step Two: Go to your kitchen and turn on the Radio and listen to the LOCAL NEWS.(No one does this anymore)
Step Three: Eat some breakfast. (I like toast or Oatmeal)
Step Four: Go and get ready to shower.
Step Five: Shave before you shower (Don't try to shave in the shower, you will miss spots).
narbeZ's guide to shaving:
- Heat the water up and plug the sink.
- Grab some Gillette Foamy
- Evenly spread Foamy where you are going to shave. In my case usually neck and face.
- Turn the fan on in your washroom. (Don't fog up that mirror!)
- Get close to the Mirror, and get all those hairs. I personally shave vertical. Meaning I go up and down only, never side to side. I usually have to shave the problem areas twice, even re-applying foamy.
- Heat up a Towel and hold it on your face till the heat dissipates.
Step Six) Shower (I would describe this step, but I have a feeling you could handle this, or you could mask your brutal shower job with loads of Body spray (Please dont do this)). The key is to wash your hair first.
Step Seven) Get out of the shower, Put contacts in if you wear them, and brush your teeth. Towel dry hair. Get a palm full of after shave and dab it all over your face till you feel a BURN. (Note, do this after you brush your teeth) (Side note: Never brush your teeth after you get dressed always before)
Step Eight) Proceed to put on deodrant (Very very important)
Step Nine) Go get dressed.
Step Ten) Come back and take some time and make your hair look good.
Step Eleven) Before you leave, take a wet cloth and wipe your shoes off.
Step Twelve) Go to work and possibly grab another Coffee on the way.
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Man, my morning is much more different
How Res gets ready for work
Step One: Try to get out of bed without falling down
Step Two: Put on some sort of pants and/or shorts
Step Three: Have a smoke
Step Four: Come back in. Throw some water on my face. Jesus, why did I drink so much?
Step Five: Brush teeth, put on deodorant
Step Six: Is my terrible facial hair too unruly? No? Cool. NEXT
Step Seven: Seriously, why the hell did I drink so much? Aw hell. K, some water into the hair and then some pomade.
Step Eight (holy crap, I really have eight steps?): Drive to work.