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Step Two: Go to your kitchen and turn on the Radio and listen to the LOCAL NEWS.(No one does this anymore)
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Does it have to be local? Can I watch Fox News? Personally, watching Bill O'Reilly gets me most revved for a day of respect.
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- Heat the water up and plug the sink.
- Grab some Gillette Foamy
- Evenly spread Foamy where you are going to shave. In my case usually neck and face.
- Turn the fan on in your washroom. (Don't fog up that mirror!)
- Get close to the Mirror, and get all those hairs. I personally shave vertical. Meaning I go up and down only, never side to side. I usually have to shave the problem areas twice, even re-applying foamy.
- Heat up a Towel and hold it on your face till the heat dissipates.
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I had you pegged for a straight razor guy. You know, the brush, light cream, the works...
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Step Twelve) Go to work and possibly grab another Coffee on the way.
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Right, because strolling into the office carrying a $7 latte is the height of manliness AND trendiness.
What if I have to use the washroom, you know, number two. Should this come before or after the shave, or should I just clench for eight hours?
So give or take a dump, this whole process takes you what, 2 hours? You know who take that long getting ready?
WOMEN!