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Originally Posted by Mad Mel
Ok, I'm just gonna go ahead and humiliate myself with the admission that I'm recently single, and have been online dating. At my age, hitting the nightclubs to try to pick up women just makes me a creepy old man. Which is entirely true, but I don't need to advertise it.
Here's my findings so far: chicks will lie about their age. And they'll use a photo from the past. Like, the distant past. Like... the '90's or something. So basically, some grandmother will say she's 33, and put up a photo from when she was 33.
Now, on Facebook I can see a woman using a mediocre photo to ward off unwanted male attention, but a dating site... the photo nearly always flatters the reality. Count on it.
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Plus she doesn't tell you that her religion is satanism until after she ties you up, and that she needs to pull your heart out through your nose to bring him to life and reveal hell on earth.
Oh and meet big Earl her boyfriend he needs the keys to your car.
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