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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Chances are if we're in a plane crash and she's sitting behind me, if its a front first collision her weight and the rapid deceleration of the plane will cause her to take out the front 10 rows of the plane like a 500 pound bowling ball of destruction.
If the plane rolls in, she's going to smash into the cabin wall of the plane smashing through it and causing us all to be sucked out the side.
If we need to ditch in the ocean, we're going to sink and those life preservers ain't going to save us.
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Yeah, but if she punctures the wall and the plane is already low enough so as not to decomrpess you could use the maxi-pad in her carry-on as a parachute.
