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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
My sack and any kind of a sharp object are mutually exclusive.
Every girl I've talked to tells me that guys should get chopped because its minor surgery.
Apparently they don't understand that next to our eyeballs which we use to check out hot chicks, our boys are something that we've been trained to protect from birth. When you play soccer and you're standing in front of a penalty kicker you don't shield your head, you cup the boys. When we play any sport we wear a cup, even in the old days we didn't wear helmets but we sure wore sack protection.
In any fight you learn the Wax on Wax off technique because we would rather take a base ball bat to the face then a boot to the baby makers.
And they expect us to cheerfully lie there while some quack slits open the jublies and roots around inside with a sharp object.
Well I say no thank you.
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It's minor surgery until you go and help move the pool table in your basement the week after you have it done. Then you herniate the thing and get to walk around like you have elephantitis of the nuts for the next few weeks. Good times.