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Old 07-29-2010, 08:33 AM   #7
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After you die, the credit card company sneaks into the hospital and harvests your organs to pay back your debt.

Your normal organs go to rich members of the Bilderberg group, which keeps them alive and imortal. Your upper horn is ground into a powder and sold to the leader of Omicron Persia 6 as an aphrodisiac.
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