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Originally Posted by narbeZ
You have to crumple if your taking a dump at a movie theatre with only one ply. When I'm at my house and I got the good stuff, its always fold, or how about perhaps a hand wrap? I also wipe back to front.
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Do the ladies complain about your smell? They should...there is no need to smear a turd across your nards when you could easily avoid it. 
Never mind the increased likelihood of infection for the back-to-front wiping females.
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Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.
Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE! 
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