Crumpling is playing with fire imo. You're entering battle with uneven armor so to speak. Much like the untessellated cheese distribution at Subway, some of your hand is protected more than it needs to, while others are protected far less than needed.
I also have to go with over the back as the best way. Less chance of urine transfer to the forearm, or touching your pouch with unclean (very unclean) toilet paper.
I won't be happy until we've gone full japanese with our toilets. I want an nozzle that fires water to aid the cleaning process and a console that will play an audible tone to cover up any foul noises or release a pleasing scent.
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