I almost made it with a girl when I was about 17, out at Kenossee Lake in SE Saskatchewan. Turns out the whole night, she thought I was some dude named Zach. As it was getting heavy, I stupidly admitted my name was indeed, Algernon. She slapped me and got quite angry. I have regretted my stupidity for 14 years.
Apparently, I was just not being a rapist.
Yay me.
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