Well, the number of lies that I told girls in the bar to pick them up means a life sentence for me and probably a DNA sample to the awesome pickup hall of fame database.
Guys lie to get sex, we're all rich, former pro athlete fighter pilots just for a night, then we dive out the window without our shoes to avoid the confrontation the next day.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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