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Originally posted by fotze@Oct 8 2005, 04:54 PM
Also sprained my ankle and got an enema waterskiing.
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Ha, I got a nasal enema while waterskiing once. Forgot to let go of the rope.
My worst injury was majorly dislocating my finger in a barroom brawl...I'm not a fighter but was with some friends and a cousin and they got us into a bit of a pickle and I had no choice but to take part.
Not being a fighter, I slipped and landed directly on my finger. It was bent completely backwards. They took me to the hospital and the doctor tried to put it back in place which was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. He advised me to seek physiotherapy when I sobered up to work it back into place, as broken pieces of bone prevented the finger from properly re-aligning. He said laser surgery could zap those bone fragments out of there.
Of course, I thought better of that idea and assumed it would fix itself over time. I have a messed up finger to this day, but that's okay - when I get mad it serves as a good reminder that I'm a lover - not a fighter.