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pylon · 07-16-2010, 10:10 PM

This just in, it wasn't a ride, it was actually a mini donut stand that caught on fire.... wait, new update. It was the northbound c-train, it struck a stray daschund and it careened off the tracks at Erlton, and launched into the Midway killing 600+ bystanders.... oops wrong, new update, roof of Saddledome collapsed during a Beatles concerts ... 17289 feared dead, however reports that John Lennon has survived...

Official police report: a 14 year old has suffered whiplash on the bumper cars.

Twitter SUCKS.

07-16-2010, 10:10 PM	#41
pylon Lifetime Suspension Join Date: Jul 2007 Exp:	This just in, it wasn't a ride, it was actually a mini donut stand that caught on fire.... wait, new update. It was the northbound c-train, it struck a stray daschund and it careened off the tracks at Erlton, and launched into the Midway killing 600+ bystanders.... oops wrong, new update, roof of Saddledome collapsed during a Beatles concerts ... 17289 feared dead, however reports that John Lennon has survived... Official police report: a 14 year old has suffered whiplash on the bumper cars. Twitter SUCKS. Last edited by pylon; 07-16-2010 at 10:13 PM.