Oh god what a grim thread
My injury list
5 confirmed concussions
1 broken collerbone (came over the blueline with my head down
1 broken wrist (Showing a girl I liked that I could hang upside down on the jungle gym while it was raining)
1 broken knee cap (decided to surf into a tree on a crazy carpet to impress the same girl)
1 explosively fractured ankle with burst ligaments (stepped in a gopher hole during a drunken bar fight)
1 fractured ankle (got pushed down a flight of stairs during final exam week in a dispute over different girl)
1 fractured orbital bone (Duck . . . what!? . . . thwack)
took a rifle but to the face which detached a retina (completely my fault for not paying attention to what I did)
did I mention
7 stitches in my forehead (my sister threw a plate at my head frisbee style as I was laughing about a particularly good burn)
torn bicep (most recent, come on man . . . chicks love the gun)
seperated pec (see above)
include a thousand nasty cuts and burns
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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